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After last year’s No Nonsense Tour somehow degenerated into smiling, laughing, and general enjoyment, we’ve decided to try again.

Yes, again.

This tour is for our members that may have a disproportional amount of 30 weight flowing through their veins, so for you that shudder at the thought of gussying up your Model-A, we’re offering the ‘No Nonsense Tour’.

If you're tired of over-the-top tours with colorful promotions, delicious food stops, great prizes, and endless photo ops, you’re in luck. This isn’t one of those.

For this one, you can expect no elaborate posters, no embellished hype, no decorations, no ice cream stops, just you, your Model A, and that bumpy road ahead.

We’ll leave the glitz and all the celebrity that comes with driving a Model-A for the next tour, this time we’re going commando!

Fuel up, show up, and enjoy a driving experience so plain that, if successful, it will be entirely forgotten by the time you pull into your garage.

Our tour leaders will be as serious as a Model A coming down Sonora pass with steel drums. Please respect their wishes by offering no applause, no thanks, and absolutely no joking around or laughing of any kind. For that last reason alone, Bill Link will be required to wear a shock collar this year..

We’ll do our best to keep it calm and grounded, but you might want to brace yourselves for a bit of fun.

See you all soon.